Definitive Proof of the Existence of God!For centuries now, there have been two types of people; those with massive brains who praise the LORD, and those with feeble intellect who would not. From ages past these two camps have tussled with one another, striving to prove who is right and who is wrong.
Of course, it is a sad testament to the foolishness of mankind that such an argument could ever exist when the answer is so overwhelmingly obvious. One doesn't have to wander long around this green and pleasant land before one comes across a huge great church, built from rock laid upon the very ground itself! Now ask yourself this: Why would there be so many churches if God didn't exist? Churches are awesome mighty testaments to the living glory of the LORD - not like those stupid temples the ancient Greeks used to build for gods that didn't exist - what a pointless waste of time that was!
Look at all the people who believe in Him too! Can this multitude of people really all be wrong? Some of them are important, rich people for Christ's sake! Now I realise that in the past lots of people believed that the world was flat and that diseases were caused by bad smells, but I really don't see that this has any bearing on my argument that what a lot of people think must be true.
And what about The Holy Bible? Ponder it's worthy prose:
"And he said unto them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour."
If that isn't the word of God I don't know what is.
But thankfully at long last, this pointless and time consuming debate is at an end, as by clicking on the link at the bottom of this page all can see for themselves definitive proof of the existence of God most mighty!
Believers - Feel validated, what we knew all along has finally been proved without a shadow of a doubt! He Exists, He loves us, and He's going to take us all to paradise with Him for ever and ever!
Agnostics - Prepare to repent and yell from the rooftops that you have been wrong all this time! Shout that you were foolish and stupid beyond compare to wonder if such as the LORD really did exist at all! Prostrate yourselves at the feet of the faithful and cry that you are unworthy and rubbish, and you should probably add that members of our church are much cleverer and prettier than you too for good measure.